i sincerely believe that i was put on this earth solely to wear red lipstick and dress in all black and trick as many boys as possible into falling in love with me only to laugh in their face as i continue being raw as fuck
Perfect
(via juicyjacqulyn)
srsly though i’d sue the shit out of him and get a massive fucking settlement lol It’s caught on tape and no one can deny it
(Source: jerseyfreshh)
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
(via juicyjacqulyn)
This is probably the most normal thing that I’ve seen on Adventure Time
And then you notice the bear rug has 3 eyes
This is still probably the most normal thing that I’ve seen on Adventure Time.
This still getting notes I s2g
